Contributing Writer: Dr. Amanda Johnson

Dr. Amanda Ladybird Johnson, the pioneer of Uber-Feminist criticism, struggled to deal with the confines of a male dominated literary world from the very beginning of her academic career. Raised by her widowed mother, Delilah Johnson after her father died from a tragic, yet unsuspicious mishap where the wealthy rat poison tycoon, Bartholomew Johnson, somehow accidently substituted his usual two spoonfuls of sugar in his morning coffee with a quarter cupful of his own effectively lethal product, Amanda had to make her way in life with only her sharp wit, and the remnants of her father’s massive life insurance policy. Overcoming the painfully cruel remarks of the teachers and professors at many of her various all-girl institutions who told her such hurtful things like, “she could be anything she wanted to be,” (as if who she was wasn’t good enough) Dr. Johnson made a name for herself writing such stirring works as, Beo-shewulf, I am Woman Hear Me Roar Louder, The Eventuality of 1984; The Prophetic Depiction of the End Result of Patriarchal Societies, and Julie Christ; Evidence that Jesus was a Woman. Dr. Johnson, now retired from academia, but still writing from the humble cottage she built herself in the back woods of Vermont, still unleashes her uber-feminist roar from time to time, recently quoted on CNN from an editorial where she wrote, “Sarah Palin conformed to male-imposed stereotypes by using a gun, a blatantly male created and phallic symbol, to kill a moose.”